MOJO

This is dedicated to my mother-in-law. Thank you for leaving behind your MOJO! Read on..

When Bert, real name Bertha in case you are wondering, comes to visit she wanders around the property, loving it. However, she does it oh so carefully because she is afraid of stepping in dog do do. Now it's impossible for me with 7 1/2 acres to find every place my "dogs" deposit in, so chances of stepping in it are pretty good. Last time she was down I was laughing away at her because I never step in it, never watch for it, and the kids don't usually land in it either. She commented on "if it's there, she will find it and land in it". They have been back in Alaska for about a month. About 2 wks ago I was running around at my usually pace and what happens, I stepped in it.. NO@! Today I was out picking up in front of the garage and whish, right in, you guess it. I don't know which dog did it but "WHY", with all the property would you do it there. So I cleaned it all off, which took me a good 15 minutes. Later as we were checking out the pond I stepped in some again, twice in one day!
I therefore, am dedicating this do do mojo blog to my mother-in-law who I dearly love but next time, I promise, I won't laugh.